I know you need caffeine sometimes but don’t even fucking think about reaching for a RedBull or 5-Hour Energy. I will slap that shit out of your hand so quick you won’t know whatthefuck happened. Energy drinks are toxic and fucking expensive. Money doesn’t grow on trees; coffee does. Don’t waste your time in a fucking line and spend your hard earned cash on something you can make while you’re sleeping. Cold brewed coffee is also way less acidic, making this easier on your stomach. SO GRAB A CUP OF THIS SIMPLE SHIT AND SEIZE THE GODDAMN DAY.
COLD BREWED COFFEE
¾ cup ground coffee (whatever you got is fine)
3 ½ cups cold water
Put the coffee grounds in the bottom of a large container. If you like coffee with some fucking bite, add another ¼ cup of grounds. Slowly pour the water over the grounds and stir. Make sure all the grounds get wet because sometimes there are weird dry pockets and then you’re just wasting fucking coffee. Let this sit in the fridge (or on your counter if its not too fucking hot in your place) overnight or for at least 10 hours. In the morning, strain that shit using a mesh strainer. You know, the ones that look like a screen door. If you have the time, strain one more time through a paper coffee filter to get out the last of the grounds (or don’t and just deal with a couple rogue grounds in your drink). Serve over ice and with some almond milk if that’s your thing.
Makes about 3 ½ cups of coffee (triple this recipe and keep the extra in the fridge all week)
OR USE A FRENCH PRESS AND HAVE A FRESH CUP EVERY MORNING HOT DAMN COLD BREW IN A FRENCH PRESS WAS A GODDAMN REVELATION
Cold brew coffee is amazing, and once you have it, you may not go back to any other way.
I make it a lot, and I’ve found that a lighter roast, as well as beans from Kenya or Central America really bring out the most amazing flavours you’ve ever had.
Cold brew coffee can have these really complex fruit and floral, or chocolate and caramel flavours that we never even notice when we make it any other way.
Give it a try; I think you’ll like it.
My cat playing with her new food dispenser ball! She’s just starting to get the hang of it.
Many people know that these toys exist for dogs, but they also make them for cats. The benefits of a food dispenser toy include:
- Slower eating (important for my cat in particular)
- Play and interactivity
- Can keep your cat busy while you’re not around
But there are other ways to make meal time an interactive and busy time for your cat without buying anything. For example, I like to tape toilet paper rolls to something flat and heavy and put food in the bottom so my cat has to pull out the pieces with her paw. This works whether you tape them vertically or horizontally, and you can even make it more challenging by cutting the tubes different lengths and stuffing tissues or cotton in them that the cat has to remove first.
You can also take something like a cribbage board or a plain old pegboard and fill the holes with bolts or pegs with just enough room for your cat to put her paw or tongue in. Then scatter some dry cat food on the board and watch your cat poke and prod away until she can pull the food pieces out.
I shouldn’t understate the benefits of making feeding time more interactive for your pet: it’s not only fun and challenging for them, but it satisfies food-seeking behaviors that might otherwise be channeled into destroying your house.
Two final notes: One, be very patient. Cats often have a steep learning curve with these toys and it’s best to make their challenges very easy and gradually work them up to harder ones. Otherwise you’ll just frustrate yourself and your cat.
Second, if you’re making your own toys, make sure you’re using cat-safe materials.
SlimCat is a great treat/food ball for cats! My cats love theirs, the down side though was they wouldn’t share, so I had to buy 3! :)
Alcohockey - Canadian variation of beer pong. I am inventor of this. I am drunk. I am Canadian. - Imgur
WHO’S READY TO PLAY
LET ME TELL YOU A THING
THIS IS A LEGIT THING
THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT PEOPLE DO TO GET EMUS TO COME CLOSE
Apparently you lie on the ground on your back and move your arms and legs.
And the emus are very curious and come over like, “The fuck is that.”
And that’s literally what it is. They come over wondering what the fuck you’re doing
This might be my favorite piece of information I have ever learned.
Toothless is so cute here.
HIS NOSTRILS ARE PINK ON THE INSIDES
YOU CAN SEE THE EDGES OF HIS SCALES
HE’S STILL COVERED IN DIRT AND SOOT FROM THE FIGHT
DREAMWORKS WHY ARE YOU SO AWESOME
how could you not want a toothless on your dash
can we talk about hiS EYES
growing up as a gifted and talented student made me ridiculously ashamed of being wrong. like being wrong about the littlest things makes me want to cry and hate myself and i turn back into the big baby i actually am.
FINALLY SOMEONE PUT THIS INTO WORDS FOR ME